Thursday, June 6, 2013

Human Race By Erika Beaver (imitation)

Human Race By Erika Beaver

I really like the human race.
I’ve been around them all my life.
These past twenty years.
I don’t mind if they talk to me
At school or at the mall.
I would think it’s awesome
If a friend of mine dated one.
I would ask them to my home
Any time. My brother is married
To one. He loves her very much.
They have two beautiful children.

Turnes out, I love the human race. 

Posted:Sat, 01 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0600
I don't mind the human race.   
I've got pretty used to them   
In these past twenty-five years.   
I don't mind if they sit next   
To me on streetcars, or eat   
In the same restaurants, if   
It's not at the same table.   
However, I don't approve   
Of a woman I respect
Dancing with one of them. I've   
Tried asking them to my home   
Without success. I shouldn't   
Care to see my own sister   
Marry one. Even if she
Loved him, think of the children.   
Their art is interesting,   
But certainly barbarous.   
I'm sure, if given a chance,   
They'd kill us all in our beds.   
And you must admit, they smell.

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