Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Old Man Butt (funny poem) - Hauoli Kahaleuahi


I couldn’t help but stare,
That day at the beach,
At a wrinkled butt
Completely bare,
Off in the distance
And out of reach.
We pointed,
We laughed,
Didn’t feel bad
And didn’t feel crass.
Old man butt
Strutting on sand,
Not giving a single fuck,
Burning doobie in hand.
We looked at the ocean
And then looked at his butt
Simply praying he wouldn’t turn
Our way and display his stuff…
Then just our luck.
Walking proudly towards our towels
a naked hippie swinging free,
took one look and panicked,
“Grab the shit guys!”
Time to flee!!! 

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