(best version) funny poem

The Lemur and the Horse

By: Lauren Jernberg

In the forest on a horse

There lived a lemur, grey of course.

They lived together in harmony,

And never really cared for tea.

Henry’s the lemur and Lenny’s the horse.

They talked and talked until they were hoarse.

One day they came upon a tree

With two big eyes so it could see.

Henry climbed up to look and see

But this was just an ordinary tree.

Now Lenny yelled get down from there

You will rip out all its hair.

Henry laughed but did not know

Behind him was a big, black crow.

Surprised to hear the black crow squawk 

Henry fell and hit the sidewalk.

Henry hit the ground so hard

He might end up in the graveyard. 

But no the lemur jumped in the air

And told the horse they were a pair.

Then Henry got back on the horse

But Lenny said without remorse,

I Like you better than that tree,

Thanks a lot for carrying me!

Henry thought and thought and thought

What is all this silly talk,

 “You are a smart and clever horse

So why not try another course.

Lets ride to the railroad track

And I will treat you to a snack.”

The lemur and the horse were glad

That they The Lemur and the Horse

By: Lauren Jernberg

In the forest on a horse

There lived a lemur, grey of course.

They lived together in harmony,

And never really cared for tea.

Hennery’s the lemur and Lenny’s the horse.

They talked and talked until they were hoarse.

One day they came upon a tree

With two big eyes so it could see.

Hennery climbed up to look and see

But this was just an ordinary tree.

Now Lenny yelled get down form there

You will rip out all its hair.

Hennery laughed but did not know

Behind him was a big, black crow.

Surprised to hear the black crow squawk 

Hennery fell and hit the sidewalk.

Hennery hit the ground so hard

He might end up in the graveyard. 

But no the lemur jumped in the air

And told the horse they were a pair.

Then Hennery got back on the horse

But Lenny said without remorse,

I Like you better than that tree,

Thanks a lot for carrying me!

Hennery thought and thought and thought

What is all this silly talk,

 “You are a smart and clever horse

So why not try another course.

Lets ride to the railroad track

And I will treat you to a snack.”

The lemur and the horse were glad

That they didn't make each other mad.