Thursday, May 9, 2013

Lloyd Christmas by Chad Lahr (Imitation #5)


Lloyd Christmas

The front latch cracks by chance or by my hand.
He saunters in, or slides round the door frame,
whatever he chooses, ‘cause his way goes
around here, it is his house; a cat house.
I can’t lie when he acts like a spoiled
attention whore. Lying around like he
owns the place. A lion in his palace
of people who do as he demands. “For
they must speak feline roar or else they would
never do as I command, yet I feast.”
That ball of fluff must think in his walnut
sized brain. “Eat, sleep, play.” But there is more to
this crafty agenda called a feline
dictatorship. “March!” He purrs in delight
out the door into battle. “We must feed
on the flesh of our enemies!” His war
trousers swaying with every step onward
into the night. For his hunt has begun
and no creature is safe. Nocturnal foes
are no match for a silent ghost of fur
floating like a fog through the neighborhood.
Another radiant eye catches his
in the night vision. A run, a pounce, then
he’s got it. A creature cuter than he,
this time, and it could break a million hearts.
Toss and play, taunt and terrify, but look!
The sun is peeking through and the front latch
cracks again. Caught in the act, not ashamed,
he is torn from his potential trophy.
Walnut brain forgets. “I will kill again.”

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Chez Jane
BY FRANK O'HARA
The white chocolate jar full of petals
swills odds and ends around in a dizzying eye  
of four o’clocks now and to come. The tiger,  
marvellously striped and irritable, leaps  
on the table and without disturbing a hair  
of the flowers’ breathless attention, pisses  
into the pot, right down its delicate spout.
A whisper of steam goes up from that porcelain  
urethra. “Saint-SaĆ«ns!” it seems to be whispering,  
curling unerringly around the furry nuts  
of the terrible puss, who is mentally flexing.  
Ah be with me always, spirit of noisy  
contemplation in the studio, the Garden  
of Zoos, the eternally fixed afternoons!  
There, while music scratches its scrofulous  
stomach, the brute beast emerges and stands,  
clear and careful, knowing always the exact peril  
at this moment caressing his fangs with  
a tongue given wholly to luxurious usages;  
which only a moment before dropped aspirin  
in this sunset of roses, and now throws a chair  
in the air to aggravate the truly menacing.

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