Bro, do you even Facebook? By Sanjana Mahesh

Bro, do you even Facebook?
By Sanjana Mahesh

I remember when funny was typing 58008 into a calculator

and turning it upside down

Now it just means you’re lonely

lonely is what social media tells me I am

when all my friends instagram

picture after picture on Thursday night

because if you don’t instagram it

Did it really happen?

I feel Fat when I read tweets about treadmills

and how full Dickson is before Shasta

because if you didn’t tweet it

did you really work out?

And then lonely again

when girls post a couple picture

on every single week anniversary

because if it’s not on Facebook

then is your boyfriend even real?