Monday, May 13, 2013

Beauty and the Beast (Funny Poem) by Connor Deeks


Funny Poem by Connor Deeks

Beauty and the beast ignites the fire of young woman…
Interested in bestiality towards big, ugly bears.

Boasting teacups and candles talking to Belle…
It also supports the use of hallucinogens.

Daughters worldwide have been duped…  
Parents have been tricked.

Thank you Disney…
You lunatics. 

Weirder yet, this is a worldwide tale…
So apparently no one cares.

It must be the lovely musical scores being sung…
That blind our rational, not-strange thinking.

Be our guest, be our guest…
Watch the creepiest plotline unfold.

Brought to you by Disney…
The drug-taking, bear f**king, singing crazy people.

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