Oh Gosh by Connor Kaplan

Oh Gosh by Connor Kaplan

Through the window of my home I see a lighthouse.

Confused I walk outside to find myself in a desert

Am I dreaming because this is like The Land of Lost.

A paint can with a bendy straw in like someone was drinking

Hawaiian coffee out of it. A chalkboard stands on two wheels

next a group of people in chairs. As I walk over to see who they are

I notice they are frozen in time.  The group consists a random people;

King Henry VII; Abhshaek; Obama, Galileo; the head of the IRS; and Deadpool, the antihero.

Even become even more confused when I look at the board.

On it is a cello concerto, a mathematical representation of an icicle, and kitten.

A keep walking to find a kind flying in the sky without a breeze.

Thinking of food I walk over to see if the kite is being flown by someone,

but it was just silly stringed to a can opener and a telephone.  

I look up to find a gigantic crumb of cake with a hole in it.

As I take I bite I see water sprinkling around.

Water, in a desert?

So naturally I investigate to find a mermaid statue.

The statue was just the beginning because I would find

the most brilliant discovery since the little plastic thing on the end of a shoelace.

I had found a giant moving sand bucket pouring the endless sea of powder

onto the not so lost city of Atlantis.