funny by Lauren Kahle

The world is ending

I swear it to you

All the conspiracies

Turned out to be true

Aliens are coming

Truth is they’re already here

I’m not lying when I tell you,

The end is near

The twin tours

Was an inside act

Iraq and America

Really have a pact

Truth be told,

Big Foot is real

The Loch Ness monster,

As concrete as an eel

Egyptian pyramids

Weren't so Egyptian after all

Crop circles made by aliens

Made to kill us all

So good luck my friend,

As the world comes to an end