Mission Impossible By Melissa Campana

Mission Impossible

Army crawling on a mission

Forearm, knee, forearm, knee

Can’t be spotted by the enemy

Must make it to the kitchen.

Forearm, knee, forearm, knee

We’ve made it to the living room

Must make it to the kitchen

I’ll peep my head around the corner.

We’ve made it to the living room

We must pray she doesn’t catch us

I’ll peep my head around the corner

The enemy is completely unaware.

We must pray she doesn’t catch us

We’re stuck behind the couch until she turns around

The enemy is completely unaware

We can take shelter under the dining room table.

We’re stuck behind the couch until she turns around

You mustn’t make a sound across the squeaky floor

We can take shelter under the dining room table

Then summersault to the jackpot.

You mustn’t make a sound across the squeaky floor

We’ll keep an eye on our surroundings

Then summersault to the jackpot

Now possessing the hidden treasure.

We’ll keep an eye on our surroundings

Now we must make it back to base

Now possessing the hidden treasure

The mission isn’t over yet.

Now we must make it back to base

To enjoy our treasure in privacy

The mission isn’t over yet

We’ll feast without the enemy.

To enjoy our treasure in privacy

We must first make it through the living room

We’ll feast without the enemy

If we are skilled enough to succeed.

We must first make it through the living room

We’ll army crawl all the way across

If we are skilled enough to succeed

We’ll set up camp under my bed.

We’ll army crawl all the way across

Finally we’ve made it back to base

We’ll set up camp under my bed

To enjoy our cookies, as many as we need.

Finally we’ve made it back to base
Without the enemy discovering our plan

To enjoy our cookies, as many as we need

Then crouches down the enemy, “Hey, leave some for me!”